I know what you're thinking:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh. You were serious."
"Awesome! A hand model?"
"Who was in the 'after' shots?"
I understand, my friends. But no- this was for real. I was asked to be part of the spring/summer line of Kathryn Rebecca Jewelry!
I learned everything from Tyra Banks. Look at that smize! |
Saturday morning wine.
Sign me up.
Kathryn Rebecca is also having a contest! Pin any item from the Spring/Summer collection (show your gal some love- or, the other girl. That's cool too.) and you can win a gorgeous branch wrap bracelet!
So back to the day- even though I had the wine to kick my nervousness, I was a little worried to have my make up and hair done, to be honest. ANY time I've had my make up done in the past, it has been a disaster. No matter how many times I say to the make up artist, "I'd like browns, bronzes, peachy tones- dramatic, but natural-looking," I inevitably end up looking like Dee from Twisted Sister:
This resembles my grade seven photo to a tee. (Source) |
Enter: Angie Di Battista.
She was the hair stylist and make up artist for the shoot- not to mention the MOST hilarious (and most beautiful) girl I have ever met on earth. I, of course, wanted to impress her- so I made sure I showed up with enough make up to look as if I was wearing none. Angie smiled, removed my "natural face" (What? I usually wake up with sculpted, bronzed cheeks and no bags under my eyes!), and she worked her magic. No, seriously- I think she actually is a magician. She turned me into a woman I didn't recognize. And for the first time, I wasn't Twisted Sister! I was bronzed! My lips weren't lizard-thin! Sparkly blue eyeshadow didn't end up on my face!
I had to try really, really hard not to smile. Instead, I thought of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen and their perfection of the duck mouth. Photo credit: Stephen Macleod |
I'm trying to telepathically move the wine closer to me. Photo credit: Stephen Macleod |
Yes, I normally pose with my hand resting two inches above my shoulder. Photo credit: Stephen Macleod |
Photo Credit: Stephen Macleod |
In the meantime, from now on, any calls, emails, or messages must be sent directly through my agent- and please refer to me only as "K".
Have you had any make up or hair horror stories?
Who is your favourite celebrity? (Besides me, of course.)